Monday, January 5, 2026

Internal Auditors' 2026 Horoscope

 I have asked AI (Copilot) to create a humorous 2026 horoscope for Internal Auditors. Here are the results:


  • January: You’ll resolve to “close findings faster.” Stars say… you’ll just open new ones.

  • February: Love is in the air, but so are overdue audit reports. Cupid prefers compliance.

  • March: Spring cleaning? More like “control testing.” Dust off that risk matrix.

  • April: Beware of April Fools—especially in expense claims. Fraud hides in jokes.

  • May: Flowers bloom, and so do audit issues. Document them before they wilt.

  • June: Mid‑year reviews reveal… you’re still waiting for management responses.

  • July: Independence Day (US) inspires you: you’ll declare independence from Excel macros.

  • August: Hot weather, hotter findings. Your audit committee wants ice‑cold assurance.

  • September: Back-to-school vibes: you’ll lecture managers on segregation of duties.

  • October: Spooky season. Ghost entries haunt the ledger. Boo! Material weakness!

  • November: Gratitude month. Be thankful for strong controls… and coffee.

  • December: Year‑end close. Stars say: Your gift is 'one more follow‑up.






Internal Auditors' 2026 Horoscope

 I have asked AI (Copilot) to create a humorous 2026 horoscope for Internal Auditors. Here are the results: January : You’ll resolve to “clo...