I have asked AI (Copilot) to create a humorous 2026 horoscope for Internal Auditors. Here are the results:
January: You’ll resolve to “close findings faster.” Stars say… you’ll just open new ones.
February: Love is in the air, but so are overdue audit reports. Cupid prefers compliance.
March: Spring cleaning? More like “control testing.” Dust off that risk matrix.
April: Beware of April Fools—especially in expense claims. Fraud hides in jokes.
May: Flowers bloom, and so do audit issues. Document them before they wilt.
June: Mid‑year reviews reveal… you’re still waiting for management responses.
July: Independence Day (US) inspires you: you’ll declare independence from Excel macros.
August: Hot weather, hotter findings. Your audit committee wants ice‑cold assurance.
September: Back-to-school vibes: you’ll lecture managers on segregation of duties.
October: Spooky season. Ghost entries haunt the ledger. Boo! Material weakness!
November: Gratitude month. Be thankful for strong controls… and coffee.
December: Year‑end close. Stars say: Your gift is 'one more follow‑up.
